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One of the best web series going is the talk show parody Between Two Ferns, which features Zach Galifianakis as a selfish, boorish host of a cable celebrity talk show. He’s speared guests like Jon Hamm, Jimmy Kimmel and Natalie Portman in the past, and now talks to Charlize Theron. But Charlize isn’t fazed by the Galifianakis persona in the same way his guests have been in the past, and the results are some of the most hilarious the series has to offer.
Funny or Die hosts the show, and this episode might be my favorite. It has a couple of the biggest, easiest jokes, sure, but the sheer crushed disappointment on the face of Galifianakis as Theron turns the power balance around is delicious. The show is always meant to be uncomfortable, but usually it’s the guest squirming. Nice change of pace this time. This episode, the sixth in the series, isn’t quite as intentionally low-rent as the first couple, which had a great washed-out, cable access look. But the script is perfect.
“I feel like I always reveal too much,” Charlize Theron says with no detectable sense of regret. “There’s something sexy about the mystery. I don’t know how to play that card, though.” She sits on a poolside couch behind Trattoria Amici in Beverly Hills with a scrunchie on her wrist, sipping a Pinot Grigio and dispensing opinions on any subject that pops up: nude scenes (”That isn’t about me. I don’t look at the movie and go, ‘Jesus, my ass is really saggy’ “), the prospect of children (”I just know I’m going to have five boys”), the old gay rumors (”I cut my hair really short in my 20s, and people were like, ‘Hmm, wait a second. Is she gay?’ “).
Frankness, it seems, relaxes her. When she gets a call from Stuart Townsend, the Irish actor to whom she is famously not married (”We’ve been together for almost nine years, so by now we’ve kind of realized that we’re going to take this journey together”), she teases him about never drinking at lunch. She listens, laughs, and interrupts their conversation. “He’s like, ‘I don’t drink much, but when I drink, I drink a lot.’” She returns to him and says, “Keep that Irish thing going.”
Charlize Theron is in the mood to talk. This month the notoriously private star talks to ELLE about marriage, babies, her body and why she won’t become another Hollywood party girl.
In the new issue of ELLE, on sale tomorrow, Charlize reveals how it’s her long-term partner, Irish actor Stuart Townsend who has been pushing her to open up about their idyllic, 7-year relationship, and the reasons why she’ll never marry him. ‘ I want to know that I wake up every morning because I want to, not because a pieces of paper says so’ she reveals. However he does call her his wife and she does wear a gold band of forget-me knots on her wedding finger that Townsend gave her ‘ I wear it all the time…it signifies my commitment to him.’ She will be having babies with him though, ‘ I be delighted if I found out I was pregnant tomorrow. I know I’m going to be a mother.. and Stuart will be our baby’s father.’
And putting on baby weight won’t phase her. Charlize, actually hates being too thin, and despite working hard to lose the two stone she gained for Monster she doesn’t ever want to lose her curves either. ‘ I played a woman with cancer in Sweet November. I went down to a size 6 and I felt completely uncomfortable. I remember being cold and wrapping my arms around my body and feeling ribs and bone. I felt totally unsexy.’ Full story »
Here is the exclusive video T Magazine Interview with Charlize Theron. Charlize reminisces about her salad days. View this video and other celebrity interviews on NYTimes.com/TMagazine.